If you ever think that the world (literally, the Earth) is against you, ponder this…
For years and years I’ve worn contact lenses. On those rare days I decide to take them out and wear glasses, 99 percent of the time it rains or snows. This becomes a problem (and for those who wear glasses you can empathize), for trying to get around with wet glasses is really, really annoying.
A few days ago I bought new glasses, and to break them in I’ve been wearing them every day. Since then it has rained, of course, every day.
Today it is snowing. It’s fucking April, and I don’t feel like wearing contacts.
Natural Selection. 